I’ve got a terrible case of the lousies. I ache all over and my throat is on fire. I’ve shivered so much it’s amazing the couch hasn’t shimmied its way across the room. I’m sick! The glands in my neck are so huge that my neck is the size of a pro wrestlers. My face is so pale and my eyes so dark rimmed, I look like a zombie. Perfect I suppose for this month of spooks and spirits. I want my mummy.